Monkey on Yer Back is perfect when

• You want to throw somebody off of YOUR back.
• You wish to curse someone with an addictive personality.
• You seek revenge on those who have led you into drug or alcohol abuse.

A truly horrible cursing candle, Monkey On Yer Back is specifically designed to dropkick its target OFF the wagon. Not the generalized ill will of The Tower or the death threat of DUME, Monkey On Yer Back pushes your enemies down into the gutter where they belong. Not for the faint of heart.

Sample Petitions

• That [Name] loses his good looks, lose all his friends, have women reject him always, and end up alone for the rest of his life.
• May you wind up back in the gutter where you belong!
• Your methadone plan won't work, and you'll be kicked out of rehab. Amen.

Our Users Say...

I don't know if XXXXX has gone back to drinking, but it sure feels good to think about it. :) -- FB