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Go Totally Bananas if:

  • Your marriage needs a new spark.
  • You've grown bored and find it hard to get excited by sex.
  • Your lover is frigid or afraid of what people might say.

Totally Bananas Vigil Candle Service

Inspired by the Totally Bananas card in Deacon Millett's oracle deck, this special candle celebrates the joy of sex. The heroic Josephine Baker is our avatar of shining sensuality, encouraging pleasure and happiness with her example of unrestrained abandon. Heat up your love life with this powerful sex magic!



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Sample Petitions

  • [NAME] stop holding back. It's time to take the next step in our relationship.
  • You know you want it, [NAME]! Come to my door with flowers and condoms! Make this happen!.
  • It's been so long. I worry you've forgotten how. Please let Valentine's Day be something special.

Our Users Say...

Well, I did say I wanted to spend the weekend in bed LOL! I've never seen anything like what this candle did to XXXXX. Unreal. -- TR



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